Advice On Signs A Person Is In Need Of A Beating?!

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Hello Everyone!

I hope you are having a great work week! If you are reading this from the bar, I say “cheers” to you and your buddies! I have been off the grid lately dealing with many things that life throws at me. Yes, the painful process of replacing my SUV that is still ongoing. I had to clean up a basement that was filled with stuff that got ruined by Hurricane Ida. I am now trying to carve out time to check out some questions on Quora. I have a few to drop on you at once. I found even more questions geared for me on Quora and this is another one that caught my eye. I had it in draft mode for awhile and I recently re-discovered it. This topic is on the signs that someone is looking for an ass whooping. Oh… let me count the many ways!! My first thought is before you think about the signs, ya better be able to dish out an ass whooping. That would be so embarrassing being out on the streets trying to kick some ass to only have your ass kicked. In the modern era of cell phones and the internet, your ass kicking could end up viral on World Star Hip Hop or some other media source. I sure as hell hope that this has never happened to you!! May all who set out to kick some foul guy’s ass do to completion. If you hurt them really bad, do ’em a solid and call 911 for ’em. After all, you don’t want to kill him/her do ya!? (Hint: this is sarcasm) People do fucked up stuff every single day. Is it really your job to kick their ass when they get out of line?? In reality, I try to keep it moving and blood off my knuckles. The older I get, the less desirable a street find sounds to me. However, I couldn’t resist responding. I couldn’t help but have fun with this question and create my laundry list of reasons for an ass whooping. I’m sure I missed some good ones. Let me know what to add to the list? Here is the posed question and my offered response below. Check out the Q & A down below for now.

POSED QUESTION:

“What are the signs that someone is looking for an a*s whopping?”

by Taylor Santiago

MY RESPONSE:

“Well, well, well. What degree of a$$ whooping are we talking about?? I guess an a$$ whooping’s severity hinges on what the whooper can deliver. Whatever you do, don’t try to embarrass yourself with writing a check your a$$ can’t cash. It also hinges on the reasoning behind the beating. The mood that I have been in lately, just about anyone can catch these hands. I’m kidding- kind of! 😛

Here is my list of signs a person dishes out to let you know they are starving for an a$$ whooping:

Constantly spreading untrue rumors about you

Constantly spreading untrue rumors about your beloved relatives and family

They decide to choose violence and put their hands on you first

They decide to choose violence and put their hands on friends and/or family

This fool decided to spit in your face

This moron proceeded to damage your personal property

This thief choose to steal your personal items

This liar can’t tell the truth to save their life

Some ignorant fool decided to spew out the “N” word

The bully who decided to pick on weak people

Your drunk a$$ friend decided to vomit in your car, house, on the bed, on the side of the toilet (a$$ beating when they are sober) 😛

The cheater who disregarded your marriage and decided to deliver the pipe to his secretary on the regular

The loser wife/hubby secretly racked up credit cards behind your back

That moron who decides to rat you out for that little side business you got going on that’s not harming anyone

The person who calls you a friend to their face yet blabs your secrets behind your back to anyone who will listen

The friend that always asks for favors yet dodges you when you ask for a favor in return.

That guy who buys you a beer and thinks that buys him a cheap feel. (I have dropped a dude in the bread basket with my elbow for doing that)

The person who decides to swipe your car and do a hit and run

I’m sure I can go on and on about the world’s worst jerks who deserve an a$$ beating. Here is a sample of suggestions. Anyone have more to add to the list? If you are going to hand out a beating, make sure you got enough in the tank to beat some a$$. If not, you will be the one in trouble. Much luck and success dodge those world class morons.”

Leslie M. Jasper

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-signs-that-someone-is-looking-for-an-a-s-whopping/answer/Leslie-Jasper-3?prompt_topic_bio=1

Let me know what you think about the advice? Now, try to enjoy what is left of Thursday on a humid yet nice sunny day. Yes, I am sharing my two recently added Amazon Music links to both the Audio Blog and Podcast at the bottom of this post below. Here is my latest podcast that was released. Check out Podcast Episode #33: Hurricane Ida Visited New York City Last Week!! that is on the podcast platform of choice and YouTube. I thank you for stopping by my blog. I wish you a good Thursday morning/afternoon/evening on your side of the globe this week.

Here is the link to the Verbally Disastrous Podcast on Spotify:

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The Verbally Disastrous Podcast With Leslie M. Jasper and Co-Host Melissa Polito on Amazon Music:

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CONSTRUCTION TALES- TOLD BY A WOMAN: (7) SHORT STORIES ON AMAZON!!

I released another short story on working with one of the worst apprentices, who earned the nickname Lucky, in the history of my career. The unique thing about this guy was that EVERYONE I worked with also had huge challenges working with the guy. As an apprentice, it is our obligation to teach them as journeyman/woman. In turn, it is their obligation to absorb what we teach and move accordingly. I even took the time to break down the task into a step-by-step method. He would then go do what he wanted and it was an absolute disaster. Out of anyone in the shop, I had the most patience with him. This is a guy that would never ever be able to become a contractor and work on his own. He was missing many key characteristics that it takes in order to work on a project from cradle to grave solo. I now have shared (7) short stories to my Kindle Vella Library. They are short stories that will become the makings of my next book within the #ConstructionTales series that will be entitled, Construction Tales: Volume II: My Illuminated Path Continues.. Construction Tales: Told By A Woman by Leslie M. Jasper- short stories for Kindle Vella on Amazon:

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Cheers!
Leslie M. Jasper

-Author And Host of the #VerballyDisastrous podcast now alive on many platforms that include: Acast, Amazon Music, Anchor, Apple Podcasts, Breaker, Castbox, Deezer, Google Podcasts, I Heart Radio, Listen Notes, Overcast, Pandora Podcasts, Player FM, Pocket Casts, Pod Bean, Podchaser, Podcast Addict, Podcast Gang, Radio Public, Soundcloud, Soundtrap, Spotify, Stitcher, Tune In, and YouTube.

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